All Gods High
Even More Pages From Bo's Journals
December 3, 2015
I missed half my morning classes after I ate that brownie Starflower gave me. I’m not sure what transpired in between, but I know at point A: I ate a brownie at breakfast, and at point C: I became aware that I was arranging Yuki’s calligraphy brushes according to how much I thought they resembled battleships. I think there might have been something in that brownie.
January 15, 2016
Somebody put a rock in my bag when I wasn’t paying attention, so I ended up being 20 minutes late to class while I tried to tip it out. I don’t know who did it, but I bet a ton of people were in on it. Makes me want to take a page from Aum Shinri Kyo and aerosol some Sarin into the school. I bet I could do it if I was better at chemistry.
December 10, 2016
I made the mistake of thinking of Sybil while I was in the shower. The last time I used her for my shower time was before our Awakenings, before I really knew her, and it had never been a problem before. Just shower fantasy, get ready for morning classes. Now that I know her, though, and I know she makes fun of me all the time, it totally killed my vibe! I started picturing her in the shower with me, making out, and all of a sudden she starts making fun of how skinny my arms are and how my legs look like a supermodel’s, and basically I couldn’t get where I wanted to go before class. I kept getting boners all morning.
I tried to take care of things before club time, just knock one out in my room real quick, but it didn’t work. I was just doing a safe fantasy about Yuki, then Sybil just out of nowhere was in the fantasy again, telling Yuki she ought to hold out for more in her choice of boyfriends! So basically club practice was uncomfortable. Luckily I got to get together with real life Yuki at night and made up for all my daytime frustration.
December 12, 2016
Goddamn Sybil showed up during my morning shower fantasy again. I wasn’t even trying to think about her, I was thinking about Rachel when Sybil just popped up and started asking me if she should tell Yuki I was two-timing her. I tried changing it into a threesome fantasy, but the Sybil in my head just doesn’t cooperate at all. Looks like another day of frustration.
December 16, 2016
This Sybil problem has been going on all week. I think I’m psyching myself out to the point where when I even try to fantasize a little bit, Sybil’s already in the scene and ruining everything. I didn’t even try to make things work in the shower today, it’s just not worth the aggravation. Unfortunately, that meant my mind was wandering in class…
As an experiment, I tried fantasizing about Cassandra. I figured she’s another girl who wouldn’t normally guest star in my dreams, so maybe I could graduate from one problem to another or something. I imagined kissing Cassandra and squeezing her left boob, but that was like hitting a release clasp and her whole torso popped open like a vehicle chassis, and she had all these wires and blinking lights. I guess I must have had a weird expression on my face, because Finn poked me in the shoulder and I ended up shouting in class. Mori Sensei gave me extra homework.