Graduation 2018

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Caption by Yearbook Editor Ben Jones (Mysteriously not listed as on the yearbook staff):

Ammon Issa was drafted and died in Vietnam. Rachel Tachibana pursued her dreams of mastering Japanese art.

The surviving graduates include, in alphabetical order:

Desiree Brown, voted Most Likely to Tell a Boyfriend to Shut Up and Get the Hell out of Her Garage

Casey Cavanaugh, voted Most Likely to Not Serve an Entire Prison Term

Kevin Cooper, voted Most Likely to Hear the Sound of Two Hundred People Booing

Natelie Cooper, voted Most Likely to Never Get a Speeding Ticket

Finn Donoghue, voted Most Likely to be Offended at Being Called Scottish

Rhiannon Donoghue, voted Most Likely to Conquer a European Nation

Hakim El-Amin, voted Most Likely to be Detained at an Airport

Cassandra Faber, voted Most Likely to Contact Alien Life

Sa’diah Ikram, voted Least Likely to Remember What She Was Voted

Bo Jensen, voted Sexiest Man Alive

Carly Johnson, voted Most Likely to make a Criminal Regret Trying to Mug Her

Sibeal Mac Neil, voted Most Likely to Sack a Quarterback

Rodrigo Martinez, voted Most Likely to Destroy the Earth

Anima North, voted Most Likely to Tackle Joan Jett

Eve Rey, voted Most Likely to Survive a Tidal Wave

Iris Rodriguez, voted Most Likely to Claim the Online Video Wasn’t Uploaded Intentionally

Yuki Sakai, voted Least Understood

Addison Sundeberg, voted Captain of Her Cell Block

Ryo Ueda, voted Most Likely to Have an Audience When He Dies

Molly Westington, voted Least Likely to Care What Anyone Voted Her

James White, voted Most Likely to Not Understand what “Bigoted” Means

Graduation 2018

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